what if I told you that sex is not the only thing that can give you that level of pleasure and there are, in fact, other alternatives to sex that can do the same thing? Don’t be surprised.
“One of those really big pressure relieving poops.”
“A real good laugh. I mean a real, hearty, can barely breathe laugh. Sadly rare, though.”
“A really, really good back scratch from someone when you just can’t reach an itch.”
“Alternatively, a cool shower on a hot day and feeling the heat melt from your hair and skin.”
“Very rare nowadays (married with kids) but sitting down in comfy clothes for uninterrupted gaming. No chores, no plans, snacks as a plus. The dream.”
“The joy of realising someone you like loves you.”
“Drinking fresh water when you’re extremely thirsty!”
“Sleeping in. It’s rare but amazing when it happens.”
“Farting away a stomach ache.”
“Vacuuming and hitting a spot with a lot of dirt, and then hearing it all get sucked up the tube.”