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Fake Blood Pill Vampire Capsules
Do you want to go above and above to scare people? Then keep an eye out for the Fake Blood capsules that are currently being sold on Amazon. These capsules are exact reproductions of blood and can be used to scare your friends/colleagues in a variety of ways. They’re also quite simple to use. Simply take the pills and put them in your mouth. The synthetic blood will stream out of the capsule with the moisture and warmth of the mouth, giving you the appearance of a bleeding mouth. – Marliis Reinkor
Pet Slicker Brush
I once made the mistake of trying to order a cat brush through my Amazon Alexa. This meant that I didn’t actually see the product – Alexa told me I had made my purchase, and my cat would be nicely groomed the next day. However, when this cat brush landed through my letterbox… it was a tongue. A very large plastic tongue with grooves on it – something I was supposed to put in my mouth to groom my cat with. Apparently using this tongue brush is supposed to make your cat feel like they are being groomed by their mum! – Brandon
Rainbow Umbrella Hat
Recently, I have purchased an Umbrella hat at Amazon that looks bizarre but useful during rainy days. Not stylish or trendy, whereas strange with the flat structure on either side of the head. Protects the head from getting wet and stands still even during storms. It has a flexible design and is adaptable to all head sizes precisely. Search for this hat on the Amazon platform, and you can get it if you feel it is worth buying. – Jennifer
LightSaber Chopsticks
One of the strangest things I have bought from Amazon was Chop Sabers. My partner loves Star Wars (an unimaginable amount) and after many years of marriage, I had run out of original gifts to get him for his birthday. As a foodie, I thought I would search on Amazon for utensils – and came across these light-up chopsticks! He likes to make the most of them by switching off the light and eating in the dark, with only his Chop Sabers to light the way. – Anna Silver
Wine Condom
Being a food lover and spending most of my time in the kitchen, the most bizarre purchases I have done on Amazon are all related to this specific topic. The first one is called “Wine Condom” which basically is a condom-shaped wine cap that helps you preserve the taste and consistency of wine.
Banana Filler
As a personal tip, if you buy it, be ready to get some awkward looks when you use it in front of people that don’t know about it. The second one is a “banana filler” as the name says, this object is used to fill bananas with creams or any other thing you can think about. The reason I bought this object is that being a food enthusiast I always love to experiment with new recipes and this filler opened a lot of new opportunities. Plus people always freak out when they taste a “cream-filled banana” because from the outside you can’t tell that the banana is different from all the others. – Michael Cook
Burritos Tortilla Blanket
My favorite bizarre thing that I got from Amazon is the Burritos Tortilla Blanket. This blanket is made of 285 Gsm of Fuzzy Flannel Fabric to keep you warm and cozy all year round. It has very realistic burrito patterns. It also has non-fading and lint-free features. It can function as a wearable blanket, sofa or bed blanket, picnic mat, travel blanket, and many others. The best thing about this is that you really look like a burrito-wrapped human when rolled into it. Such a bizarre item. – Will Tigerton
Toilet Night Light
One bizarre thing I got from Amazon is the Chunace 16-Color Toilet Night Light with Motion Sensor. This item puts extra fun in your toilet bowls. This item is a toilet bowl light that you can easily install in your bowl. It has 16 different colors with 5 different brightness levels and can detect movement of up to 5 feet. So imagine going to the toilet at 3 am and suddenly your toilet bowl lights up, and it will look like aliens are here to get you. So bizarre! – Craig Miller
The Butt
One of the most bizarre things I got from Amazon is “The Butt”. It is a cute tabletop item that functions as a tape dispenser, pen holder, paper clip holder, and holder of a sticky note. The bizarre thing is that it looks like a man sitting on a toilet. Hence, if you want to lighten your office table or your workspace, get this bizarre item from Amazon. – Scott
Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat
I first heard about this product with my favorite influencer/YouTuber – when I first heard it from her, I got disappointed because it was not available in our country (locally) so I had to go to Amazon and check it out. This book was my saving grace because we have 2 cats at home and 4 dogs. FURS are everywhere so it’s basically an everyday dilemma. Not until I bought this instructional book that helped us make cute handicrafts from cat and dog fur. Quirky, weird yet practical. Highly recommended for all fur-moms and dads who are also struggling with pet furs! – Arvie Narido
Egg Laying Chicken Keychain
One Bizarre thing  I have bought from Amazon is the Egg Laying Chicken Keychain. I bought this after losing my key a couple of times. I needed something to make anyone at work or elsewhere recognize my key and return it to me if I lose it again. This chicken keychain only needs to be squeezed to erupt an egglike sac between its legs. – Maria A. McDowell
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