“My point is life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The piña and the colada.”
“I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.”
“Accept who you are unless you’re a serial killer.”
“You are never too old to play. You are only too old for low-rise jeans.”
“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”
“Never follow someone else’s path…unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost, and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that.”
“I like my coffee like I like my men. I don’t drink coffee.”
“You know what I need? I need a tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole.”
“I’m so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!”
“I have a rule: If the temperature is less than my age, I don’t get out of bed.”
“Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.”